President George Sloshington - Women's T-Shirt kokomo Shower curtain rings as corporate

Shower curtain rings as corporate currency is the kind of hustle that would make Wall Street weep

league nights filled every lane while neon hummed against the East Bay fog

Posterized portrait of young Johnny Lawrence rendered in high-contrast halftone with blonde feathered hair

and the unshakable belief that blackjack cures heartbreak

Bold distressed gold text reading "BANDIT" spans the center in a blocky vintage font

President George Sloshington - Women's T-Shirt kokomo Shower curtain rings as corporateGeorge Sloshington ran one of the largest whiskey distilleries in America, so putting a beer in his hand is basically a historically accurate downgrade. Founding a nation and a drinking problem, and only one made it onto the currency. The Details: A digital illustration of George Washington in a red and blue colonial military uniform with gold epaulettes holds a frothy pint glass of beer. White spaced text reads "PRESIDENT" above larger white serif