In Japan, Heart Surgeon Number One - Unisex T-Shirt Size:S Souvenir merch from a tournament

Souvenir merch from a tournament that may not exist

Decorative white script text reads "Snow's Out" above a vintage hand-drawn illustration of a winking Santa Claus face with a red hat

Killian's smile sells the lie better than any corporate logo ever could

Rufus delivered that future tourism pitch completely straight and somehow made strip mall utopia sound like paradise

Nobody told him "a few laughs" meant defusing bombs barefoot while wrapped in Christmas lights

In Japan, Heart Surgeon Number One - Unisex T-Shirt Size:S Souvenir merch from a tournamentIn Japan, heart surgeon. Number one. Steady hand. One day, yakuza boss need new heart. I do operation. But, mistake! Yakuza boss die. Yakuza very mad. I hide in fishing boat, come to America. No English, no food, no money. Darryl give me job. Now I have house, American car, and new woman. Darryl save life. My big secret: I kill yakuza boss on purpose. I good surgeon. The best! Inspired by The Office. Printed on our super soft ring spun & combed cotton