Have a Holly Jawlly Christmas - Unisex Sweatshirt Size:XL Red block sans-serif capitals read

Red block sans-serif capitals read "SWANSON'S" above flowing cursive script reading "Westlake" and large block letters "BOWL

Navy blue uppercase text below reads "THEY MAKE UP EVERYTHING

Gingerbread men smile through structural failure like tiny frosted sociopaths

Bold distressed white serif letter "I" appears at the top left beside a halftone black-and-white portrait of Snake Plissken with his signature eyepatch and long disheveled hair

Bluffing your way through electrical wiring takes a special kind of commitment that only a man holding a chainsaw he can't operate truly understands

Have a Holly Jawlly Christmas - Unisex Sweatshirt Size:XL Red block sans-serif capitals readSanta trading reindeer for a great white shark is the most honest upgrade in Christmas logistics because at least the shark is upfront about biting. Nobody questions the transportation budget when teeth are involved. The Details: Arched cream text reads "HAVE A HOLLY JAWLLY." Below, a vintage pulp style illustration depicts Santa Claus in his red suit riding a great white shark bursting from blue green ocean waves, its jaws open with rows of sharp