Illegal Fireworks Director - Unisex Sweatshirt Size:XL mid-stride with glove and ball

mid-stride with glove and ball

The shirt knows exactly what it did

" Bold red Western-style lettering reads "BEARCATS" above clean white sans-serif text reading "BASEBALL CLUB

" with "NOBODY GIVES A SHIT" curving beneath it in smaller block letters

Vernon's detention empire runs on cheap business cards and the conviction that making teenagers sit still is a marketable skill

Illegal Fireworks Director - Unisex Sweatshirt Size:XL mid-stride with glove and ball"Illegal Fireworks Director" is a title that requires zero credentials, one burnt eyebrow, and a cooler full of mortars from a parking lot in South Carolina. Five words of liability waiver is more honesty than most employers offer. The Details: Yellow starburst explosion graphic sits behind large distressed white block text reading "ILLEGAL FIREWORKS DIRECTOR" stacked in three lines. A white bordered rectangular box below contains smaller white text