You Old Sailor You - Long Sleeve T-Shirt Size:L Allentown's minor league baseball roots

Allentown's minor league baseball roots stretch back to the late 1890s

with "NOODLE BAR" in teal below

it embodied the unpretentious soul of a beach town

integrated into the partially obscured word "OUTTA

Plato never had claws

You Old Sailor You - Long Sleeve T-Shirt Size:L Allentown's minor league baseball rootsChazz Reinhold delivering a concession speech in a silk robe while eating meatloaf is peak dirtbag sensei energy. Wrapping his filthiest compliment in nautical decor is like hiding a grenade in a Cape Cod throw pillow. Inspired by Wedding Crashers. The Details: Distressed white text reads "YOU MOTORBOATING SON OF A BITCH!" surrounded by gold rope borders and small white seagull silhouettes. A gray anchor sits centered above gold text reading "SAILOR"