Shhhh I'm Listening to Reason - Long Sleeve T-Shirt Color:Navy drawn with X-shaped eyes and

drawn with X-shaped eyes and tied by its tail

Inspired by The Lord of the Rings

Curved white rounded text along the bottom reads "THEY ANUS

" with individual characters split diagonally between white and light blue

rooting baseball deep into the coal country of northeastern Pennsylvania

Shhhh I'm Listening to Reason - Long Sleeve T-Shirt Color:Navy drawn with X-shaped eyes andReason has never once entered Pee wee's zip code, but shushing everyone to pretend he hears it is peak fake maturity. Dismantling your life over a bicycle proves the signal never existed. Inspired by Pee wee's Big Adventure. The Details: Curved white retro hand lettered text arcs above a halftone portrait, reading "SHHHH! I'M LISTENING TO REASON." Below the text arc, a halftone portrait of Pee wee Herman shows him grinning with one hand cupped to his