I Want You To Beer Me - Women's T-Shirt Color:Dark Grey Heather MISSOURI" above large red distressed

MISSOURI" above large red distressed text reading "DRUMMERS

a gathering place that earned its regulars through decades of honest cooking

Inspired by Ashley Schaeffer from Eastbound and Down

Green monochrome pixel art depicts an ox hitched to a covered wagon

White blackletter text reads "Scandia" beneath the crest

I Want You To Beer Me - Women's T-Shirt Color:Dark Grey Heather MISSOURI" above large red distressedUncle Sam guilt tripped a whole generation into the trenches, so repurposing him to fetch you a Bud Light from the cooler is honestly a more humane deployment. Conscription works better when the only casualty is your dignity. The Details: A vintage style illustration of Uncle Sam in his red, white, and blue starred top hat and blue coat points directly at the viewer with a stern expression and white goatee. Distressed white block text below reads "I