Thou May Ingest a Satchel of Richards - Long Sleeve T-Shirt Size:2XL Dick Brewer

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and the only thing leaving satisfied is the rocks glass

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Three vintage-style nutcracker soldiers in green and gold uniforms with black top hats stand side by side

White block text reads "TRUCKING CO

Thou May Ingest a Satchel of Richards - Long Sleeve T-Shirt Size:2XL Dick BrewerMedieval monks spent years illuminating manuscripts by candlelight so that centuries later someone could tell you to eat a bag of dicks in calligraphy. The heraldic lion really sells it, like the insult has been approved by the crown. The Details: A golden yellow heraldic lion crest sits above ornate illuminated manuscript lettering reading "Thou may ingest a Satchel of Richards," with elaborate drop caps on the "T" and "S" featuring scrollwork