This is My Christmas Pajama Shirt - 3/4 Sleeve Raglan T-Shirt Size:S Large white decorative open quotation

Large white decorative open quotation marks sit above bold white serif text reading "NO WAY" with a closing quotation mark

Some teams played for glory

Bleeding your own blood is just basic physiology

A sprig of green holly with red berries is centered at the top

but doing it and retiring to a tropical beach with champagne is art

This is My Christmas Pajama Shirt - 3/4 Sleeve Raglan T-Shirt Size:S Large white decorative open quotationLabeling something your Christmas pajama while surrounding it with hand drawn doves and ornaments is the sartorial equivalent of bringing chips on a silver platter. Grandma sees baubles, you see a binding contract that says you showed up and nothing more. The Details: White ribbon banner at the top holds the text "THIS IS MY" beside a dove carrying an olive branch. Ornate white script reads "Christmas" amid hanging ornaments, pine branches, and small