If You Ain't First You're Last - Unisex Hoodie Color:Royal Bremerton made the most accurate

Bremerton made the most accurate portrait of every human's first hour on wheels

rendered with bold outlines and flat color fills

rendered with a weathered screen-print texture

Decorative white script text reads "Snow's Out" above a vintage hand-drawn illustration of a winking Santa Claus face with a red hat

and blue pants

If You Ain't First You're Last - Unisex Hoodie Color:Royal Bremerton made the most accurateGeorge Washington got to be first at everything because his only competition was a bunch of guys in wigs arguing about tea. Ricky Bobby would have lapped the entire Continental Congress and still found time to thank baby Jesus. The Details: Arched distressed white text reads "IF YOU AIN'T FIRST," above a digital illustration of George Washington in a blue coat with red trim, white cravat, and white powdered wig, flanked by red, white, and blue stars.