Shady Rest Hotel - 3/4 Sleeve Raglan T-Shirt Size:M White radiating burst lines extend

White radiating burst lines extend outward from behind "WHISTLING BUNGHOLES" in a starburst pattern

The only fire inside you is heartburn

" holding a bat in a batting stance

Replacing water with a sports drink because plants crave electrolytes is peak corporate theology disguised as agriculture

White text below reads "WHAT IS IT CHA PERIOD

Shady Rest Hotel - 3/4 Sleeve Raglan T-Shirt Size:M White radiating burst lines extendUncle Joe moving kinda slow is generous, considering the man turned avoiding responsibility into a competitive sport. Booking a room at the Shady Rest means accepting that the water tower doubles as the community pool. Inspired by Petticoat Junction. Part of our Retro Hotel collection, featuring the iconic locations of yesteryear. The Details: Golden tan line art depicts the Shady Rest Hotel water tower with wooden beams, a ladder, and a small sign