Give-a-fuck-o-meter - Long Sleeve T-Shirt Size:S Flowing rust-brown cursive script reads

Flowing rust-brown cursive script reads "Sandy Cities" with a swoosh tail

Some teams belong to their cities in ways the box scores never capture

Retro cartoon portrait of Chet smirking with a cigar tops a red sign shape

Three isometric cubes in teal

with "MIDDLE TEXAS LEAGUE" above and "CLASS D BASEBALL CLUB" below in smaller gray type

Give-a-fuck-o-meter - Long Sleeve T-Shirt Size:S Flowing rust-brown cursive script readsCalibrating emotional bandwidth on vintage analog equipment seems excessive until the needle pins at negative three and physically strains to go lower. Peer reviewed data confirms the results are conclusive and the meter wants a refund. The Details: White line art semicircular gauge arc spans the top, with white sans serif numbers from " 3" to "3" marking the scale. A red needle is pegged hard to the left past " 3." Below the arc, white retro