Synonym Rolls - Women's T-Shirt action Souvenir merch from a tournament

Souvenir merch from a tournament that may not exist

Souvenir shops in Sidewinder probably sell this next to elk jerky

Inspired by Tombstone

Treating an alien hunting party like a minor workplace interruption is peak jungle etiquette

mouth set in a hard stare

Synonym Rolls - Women's T-Shirt action Souvenir merch from a tournamentSynonym rolls require a grandmother who majored in linguistics and a kitchen that smells like thesaurus. Grammar never stood a chance against that level of wordplay and frosting. The Details: White 1950s style illustration of a grandmother figure wearing glasses, a pearl necklace, and an apron, holding a serving tray of cinnamon rolls. White script text below reads "Synonym Rolls." White sans serif italic text at the bottom reads "Just Like Grammar